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Bye, Felisha.

Friday

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Friday. Directed by F. Gary Gray, New Line Productions/Ghetto Bird Productions, 1995.

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There's room for everyone on the nice list.

Buddy

Elf

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Elf. Directed by Jon Favreau. New Line Cinema/Guy Walks Into a Bar Productions, 2003.

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Iñigo Montoya

The Princess Bride

On Vizzini's repeated misuse of the word "inconceivable".

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Tommy Boy

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Tommy Boy. Directed by Peter Segal, Paramount Pictures, 1995.

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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Wedding Crashers

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Wedding Crashers. Directed by David Dobkin. New Line Cinema/Tapestry Films, 2005.

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What if there were no tomorrow?

Groundhog Day

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Groundhog Day. Directed by Harold Ramis, Columbia Pictures, 1993.

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If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

Monty Python's Life of Brian

On the People's Front of Judea, a fictional group of Jewish revolutionaries during the time of Jesus.

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Monty Python's Life of Brian. Directed by Terry Jones, Handmade Films/Python (Monty) Pictures, 1979.

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I'm saying this to you with love, compassion, and the spirit of true sisterhood, you are full of shit!

The First Wives Club

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The First Wives Club. Directed by Hugh Wilson, Paramount Pictures, 1996.

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We fear change.

Garth Algar

Wayne's World

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Wayne's World. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, Paramount Pictures, 1992.

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You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

Wedding Crashers

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Wedding Crashers. Directed by David Dobkin. New Line Cinema/Tapestry Films, 2005.

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Airplane!

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Airplane! Directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker. Paramount Pictures/Howard W. Koch Productions, 1980.

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No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions because we are the three amigos!

Three Amigos!

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Three Amigos. Directed by John Landis, Orion Pictures, 1986.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

When Harry Met Sally…

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When Harry Met Sally... Directed by Rob Reiner, Nelson Entertainment/Castle Rock Entertainment, 1989.

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My foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer it, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, to look like one.

Caddyshack

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Caddyshack. Directed by Harold Ramis, Orion Pictures, 1980.

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Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

Wayne Campbell

Wayne's World

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Wayne's World. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, Paramount Pictures, 1992.

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Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

Duck Soup

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Duck Soup. Directed by Leo McCarey. Paramount Pictures Studio, 1933.

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There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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That was stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?

Friday

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Friday. Directed by F. Gary Gray, New Line Productions/Ghetto Bird Productions, 1995.

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Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Mrs. Doubtfire. Directed by Chris Columbus, 20th Century Fox/Blue Wolf Productions, 1993.

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