There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

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"Partridge." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Dave King, directed by Tristram Shapeero, season 5, episode 17, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2013.