Did you ever hear my definition of marriage? It is, that it resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they can not be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

Sydney Smith

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Marriage

Author

Sydney Smith

Statement Type

Definition

Language

English

Time

1845 1840s 19th century

Occupation

Humorist Writer

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United Kingdom Europe

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Citation

Smith, Sydney. Quoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith, by Saba Holland. Vol. 1, London: Longman, Brown, Green, and Longmans, 1855, ch. 11.

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I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations-one can do either this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it-you will regret both.

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Either/Or

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Soren Kierkegaard
Source
Either/Or
Genre
Philosophical literature
Statement Type
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Language
Danish
Time
1843 1840s 19th century
Authentication Score 3
Original Citation

Kierkegaard, Soren [published as Victor Eremita]. Enten-Eller [Either/Or]. Vol. 2, Copenhagen: University bookshop, 1843.

Current Citation

Kierkegaard, Soren. Either/Or: A Fragment of Life, translated by Alistair Hanny. Penguin Classics, 1992, pt. 2.

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Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain't starvin'. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!

Chris Rock

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Speaker
Chris Rock
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Bring the Pain
Medium
Comedy special
Genre
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Language
English
Time
1996 1990s 20th century
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Citation

Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Bring the Pain. HBO, 1 June 1996.

Another quote of the following type Definition

Politics is show business for ugly people.

Bill Miller

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Topic
Politics
Speaker
Bill Miller
Statement Type
Definition
Language
English
Time
1991 1990s 20th century
Authentication Score 1
Citation

Miller, Bill. Quoted in Dallas Morning News. 13 Oct. 1991.