I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

Elaine Benes

Seinfeld

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Men and women

Speaker

Elaine Benes

Actor

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Source

Seinfeld

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TV program

Genre

Sitcom Comedy (TV) Comedy

Language

English

Time

1994 1990s 20th century

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"The Hamptons." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1994.

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City Slickers

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Language
English
Time
1991 1990s 20th century
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City Slickers. Directed by Ron Underwood, Castle Rock Entertainment/Face Productions/Nelson Entertainment, 1991.

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You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?"

Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Language
English
Time
1993 1990s 20th century
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"The Puffy Shirt." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 2, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.