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I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

Prince Akeem

Coming to America

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Coming To America. Directed by John Landis, Eddie Murphy Productions, 1988.

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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Ron Burgundy

Anchorman

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

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It's amazing, you look like a normal person, but actually, you are the angel of death.

When Harry Met Sally…

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When Harry Met Sally... Directed by Rob Reiner, Nelson Entertainment/Castle Rock Entertainment, 1989.

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No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.

Prince Akeem

Coming to America

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Coming To America. Directed by John Landis, Eddie Murphy Productions, 1988.

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I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck!

Home Alone

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Home Alone. Directed by Chris Columbus, Hughes Entertainment , 1990.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Directed by Jay Roach, New Line Productions/Capella International/Moving Pictures/Eric's Boy/KC Medien, 1997.

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Allow myself to introduce...myself.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Directed by Jay Roach, New Line Productions/Capella International/Moving Pictures/Eric's Boy/KC Medien, 1997.

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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Mugatu

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Zoolander

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Zoolander. Directed by Ben Stiller, Village Roadshow Productions/VH1 Films/NPV Entertinment/Red Hour Productions/Scott Rudin Productions, 2001.

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He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents

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Meet the Parents. Directed by Jay Roach, TriBeCa Productions/Nancy Tenenbaum Productions, 2000.

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Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.

Friday

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Friday. Directed by F. Gary Gray, New Line Productions/Ghetto Bird Productions, 1995.

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No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive he always wants to have sex with her.

When Harry Met Sally…

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When Harry Met Sally... Directed by Rob Reiner, Nelson Entertainment/Castle Rock Entertainment, 1989.

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It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

Anchorman

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

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That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I. O. U. S.

Lloyd Christmas

Dumb and Dumber

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Dumb and Dumber. Directed by Peter Farrelly, Katja Motion Picture Corporation/Krevoy/Stabler/Wessler Production, 1994.

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Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Legally Blonde

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Legally Blonde. Directed by Robert Luketic, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/Marc Platt Productions, 2001.

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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

Buddy

Elf

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Elf. Directed by Jon Favreau. New Line Cinema/Guy Walks Into a Bar Productions, 2003.

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The Dude abides.

The Dude

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The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Working Title Films, 1998.

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If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start.

Bad News Bears (1976)

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The Bad News Bears. Directed by Michael Ritchie, Paramount Pictures, 1976.

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