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If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

White Men Can't Jump

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White Men Can't Jump. Directed by Ron Shelton, 20th Century Studios, 1992.

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This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start.

Bad News Bears (1976)

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The Bad News Bears. Directed by Michael Ritchie, Paramount Pictures, 1976.

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Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!

The Longest Yard

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The Longest Yard. Directed by Peter Segal, Paramount Pictures/Columbia Pictures/MTV Films/Happy Madison Productions/Callahan Filmworks, 2005.

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I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass!

Happy Gilmore

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

Happy Gilmore

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose.

White Men Can't Jump

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White Men Can't Jump. Directed by Ron Shelton, 20th Century Studios, 1992.

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Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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