Comedy

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What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

Chief Wiggum

The Simpsons

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"This Little Wiggy." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by Neil Affleck and Jim Reardon, season 9, episode 18, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1998.

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Blazing Saddles. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, 1974.

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City Slickers. Directed by Ron Underwood, Castle Rock Entertainment/Face Productions/Nelson Entertainment, 1991.

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"Truthiness." The Colbert Report, created by Stephen Colbert, season 1, episode 1, Spartina Productions and Busboy Productions and Comedy Partners, 2005.

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Love and Death. Directed by Woody Allen, Jack Rollins & Charles H. Joffe Productions, 1975.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.

Mel Brooks

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The Producers. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, AVCO Embassy Pictures, 1967.

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Dumb and Dumber. Directed by Peter Farrelly, Katja Motion Picture Corporation/Krevoy/Stabler/Wessler Production, 1994.

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"The Fight." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, directed by Ken Kwapis, season 2, episode 6, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2005.

Wars, conflict - it's all business. One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. Numbers sanctify, my good fellow!

Charlie Chaplin

Monsieur Verdoux

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Monsieur Verdoux. Directed by Charlie Chaplin, United Artists, 1947.

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Dazed and Confused. Directed by Richard Linklater, Detour Filmproduction/Alphaville Films, 1993.

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"The Subway." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 3, episode 13, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1992.

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"The Beard." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Carol Leifer, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 6, episode 15, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"Bart of Darkness." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by Jim Reardon, season 6, episode 1, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1994.

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"The One in Barbados." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman and Shana Goldberg-Meehan, directed by Kevin Bright, season 9, episode 23, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 2003.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

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"Pawnee Rangers." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Alan Yang, directed by Charles McDougall, season 4, episode 4, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2011.

I said "biiiitch"…

Key & Peele

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"Bitch." Key and Peele, written by Jordan Peele and Sean Conroy and Rebecca Drysdale, directed by Peter Atencio, season 1, episode 1, Cindylou and Martel & Roberts Productions, 2012.

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"The Fix Up." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Pope, directed by Tom Cherones, season 3, episode 16, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1992.

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

Pam Beesly

The Office

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"Finale." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, directed by Ken Kwapis, season 9, episode 23, Deedle-Dee Productions and Shine America and Universal Television, 2013.