Comedy

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I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

Kelly Kapoor

The Office

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"Counseling." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and B.J. Novak and Ricky Gervais, directed by Jeffrey Blitz, season 7, episode 2, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2010.

Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

Rachel Green

Friends

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"The One with the Secret Closet." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman and Robert Carlock, directed by Kevin Bright, season 8, episode 14, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 2002.

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"Luck Be an Old Lady." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Julie Rottenberg and Elisa Zuritsky, directed by John David Coles, season 5, episode 3, Darren Star Productions, 2002.

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"The Smelly Car." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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"Where There's Smoke..." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Candace Bushnell and Michael Patrick King, directed by Michael Patrick King, season 3, episode 1, Darren Star Productions, 2000.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

Monica Geller

Friends

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"The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, directed by James Burrows, season 1, episode 1, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 1994.

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"The Label Maker." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 6, episode 12, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"To Market, to Market." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Michael Patrick King and Candace Bushnell, directed by Michael Patrick King, season 6, episode 1, Darren Star Productions, 2003.

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"The Hamptons." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1994.

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"The Ex-Girlfriend." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 2, episode 1, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1991.

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"The Blood." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Dan O'Keefe, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 9, episode 4, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

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"The Hot Tub." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Gregg Kavet, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 5, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

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"The Treaty." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Harris Wittels, directed by Jorma Taccone, season 4, episode 7, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2011.

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"Cover Girl." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Judy Toll and Michael Patrick King, directed by John David Coles, season 5, episode 4, Darren Star Productions, 2002.

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"The Engagement." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 1, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"The Good Fight." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Michael Patrick King and Candace Bushnell, directed by Charles McDougall, season 4, episode 13, Darren Star Productions, 2002.

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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"Fun Run." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, directed by Greg Daniels, season 4, episode 1, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2007.

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"The Pilot." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 23, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.