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"The Battle of the Month." All in the Family, written by Norman Lear and Michael Ross and Bernard West, directed by Bob LaHendro and John Rich, season 3, episode 24, Tandem Productions, 1973.

Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.

Newman

Seinfeld

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"The Sniffing Accountant." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 4, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

Rachel Green

Friends

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"The One with the Secret Closet." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman and Robert Carlock, directed by Kevin Bright, season 8, episode 14, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 2002.

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"The Smelly Car." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

Monica Geller

Friends

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"The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, directed by James Burrows, season 1, episode 1, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 1994.

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"The Label Maker." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 6, episode 12, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"The Hamptons." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1994.

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"The Ex-Girlfriend." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 2, episode 1, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1991.

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"The Blood." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Dan O'Keefe, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 9, episode 4, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

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"The Hot Tub." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Gregg Kavet, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 5, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"The Engagement." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 1, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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"The Pilot." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 23, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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"The Voice." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 9, episode 2, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Jan Brady

The Brady Bunch

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"Her Sister's Shadow." The Brady Bunch, written by Sherwood Schwartz and Al Schwartz and Phil Leslie, directed by Russ Mayberry, season 3, episode 10, Redwood Productions and Paramount Television, 1971.

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"The Muffin Tops." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 8, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

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"The Invitations." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 22, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1996.

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.

Morty Seinfeld

Seinfeld

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"The Cadillac." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 14, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1996.

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"Def Poet's Society." The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, written by Benny Medina and Jeff Pollack and Andy Borowitz, directed by Jeff Melman, season 1, episode 7, The Stuffed Dog Company and Quincy Jones Entertainment and NBC Productions, 1990.

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"Teaching with the Enemy." Cheers, written by Glen Charles and Les Charles and James Burrows, directed by James Burrows, season 11, episode 6, Charles/Burrows/Charles Productions and Paramount Television, 1992.