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I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Larry David

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"The Thong." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Jeff Garlin, season 2, episode 5, Home Box Office, 2001.

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I do hate myself but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.

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"Trick or Treat." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Larry Charles, season 2, episode 3, Home Box Office, 2001.

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Do you respect wood, Susie?

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"Seinfeld." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Jeff Schaffer and Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 10, Home Box Office, 2009.

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I just-I can’t stand the sound of the human voice.

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"The Hot Towel." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Alec Berg, season 7, episode 4, Home Box Office, 2009.

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There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend.

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"The Weatherman." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Robert B. Weide, season 4, episode 4, Home Box Office, 2004.

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Bald asshole? That’s a hate crime. We're a set, we're a group.

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"Trick or Treat." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Larry Charles, season 2, episode 3, Home Box Office, 2001.

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I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with.

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"Chet's Shirt." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Robert B. Weide, season 3, episode 1, Home Box Office, 2002.

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He wanted to stop and chat with me and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.

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"The Massage." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Robert B. Weide, season 2, episode 10, Home Box Office, 2001.

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A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

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"Palestinian Chicken." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David and Alec Berg and David Mandel, directed by Robert B. Weide, season 8, episode 3, Home Box Office, 2011.

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I'll have a vanilla... One of the vanilla bullshit things. You know, do whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte, cappa thing. You know, whatever you got, I don't care.

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"Shaq." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Dean Parisot, season 2, episode 8, Home Box Office, 2001.

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