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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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Zoolander

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Zoolander. Directed by Ben Stiller, Village Roadshow Productions/VH1 Films/NPV Entertinment/Red Hour Productions/Scott Rudin Productions, 2001.

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You sit on a throne of lies!

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Elf

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Elf. Directed by Jon Favreau. New Line Cinema/Guy Walks Into a Bar Productions, 2003.

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall

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Annie Hall. Directed by Woody Allen, A Jack Rollins and Charles H. Joffe Production, 1977.

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

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Elf

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Elf. Directed by Jon Favreau. New Line Cinema/Guy Walks Into a Bar Productions, 2003.

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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Anchorman

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Directed by Adam McKay, Apatow Productions, 2004.

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I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Fantastic Mr. Fox. Directed by Wes Anderson, Indian Paintbrush/Regency Enterprises/American Empirical Pictures, 2009.

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If I wanted a kiss, I would have called your mother!

Tommy Boy

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Tommy Boy. Directed by Peter Segal, Paramount Pictures, 1995.

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They always say the key to a solid marriage is laughter.

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Mrs. Doubtfire. Directed by Chris Columbus, 20th Century Fox/Blue Wolf Productions, 1993.

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This is true love. You think this happens every day?

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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Fill it up again! It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Old School

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Old School. Directed by Todd Phillips, The Montecito Picture Company, 2003.

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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

Friday

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Friday. Directed by F. Gary Gray, New Line Productions/Ghetto Bird Productions, 1995.

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Is this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now?

What About Bob?

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What About Bob? Directed by Frank Oz, Touchstone Pictures/Touchwood Pacific Partners, 1991.

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I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Sixteen Candles

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Sixteen Candles. Directed by John Hughes, Universal Pictures/Channel Productions, 1984.

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Anything different is good.

Groundhog Day

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Groundhog Day. Directed by Harold Ramis, Columbia Pictures, 1993.

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You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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You are literally too stupid to insult.

The Hangover

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The Hangover. Directed by Todd Phillips, Ledgendary Entertainment/Greenhat Films/Bender/Spink, 2009.

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Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great.

Ratatouille

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Ratatouille. Directed by Brad Bird, Pixar Animation Studios/Walt Disney Pictures, 2007.

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Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Working Title Films, 1998.

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Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.

Team America: World Police

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Team America: World Police. Directed by Trey Parker, Scott Rudin Productions/Braniff Productions, 2004.

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Do you ever wish you that sometimes you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, "this is not my life?"

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Mrs. Doubtfire. Directed by Chris Columbus, 20th Century Fox/Blue Wolf Productions, 1993.

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