Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza

Seinfeld

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Dysfunctional relationships Relationships Hating men Men and women

Speaker

George Costanza

Actor

Jason Alexander

Source

Seinfeld

Medium

TV program

Genre

Sitcom Comedy (TV) Comedy

Language

English

Time

1993 1990s 20th century

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters.

George Costanza

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1993 1990s 20th century
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"The Old Man." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 18, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

Another quote about Men and women

Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

Susan B. Anthony

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Women's rights Women's equality Men and women

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Susan B. Anthony
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The Revolution
Medium
Motto Newspaper
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Motto
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English
Time
1868 1860s 19th century
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Anthony, Susan B. The Revolution. 15 Jan. 1868.

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Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, "how come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

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Billy Crystal
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City Slickers
Medium
Film
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Language
English
Time
1991 1990s 20th century
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City Slickers. Directed by Ron Underwood, Castle Rock Entertainment/Face Productions/Nelson Entertainment, 1991.

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If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld
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Language
English
Time
1994 1990s 20th century
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"The Opposite." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Andy Cowan, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 22, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1994.