Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza

Seinfeld

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Dysfunctional relationships Relationships Hating men Men and women

Speaker

George Costanza

Actor

Jason Alexander

Source

Seinfeld

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TV program

Genre

Sitcom Comedy (TV) Comedy

Language

English

Time

1993 1990s 20th century

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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George Costanza

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"The Old Man." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 18, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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Time
1993 1990s 20th century
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"Independence Day." The Wonder Years, written by Neal Marlens and Carol Black and Bob Brush, directed by Michael Dinner, season 6, episode 22, The Black/Marlens Company and New World Television, 1993.

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If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

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Time
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