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Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

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Office Space. Directed by Mike Judge, Judgemental Films, 1999.

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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.

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Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms, and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!

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I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.

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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

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I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

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Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.

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I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow.

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No, not again. I...why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!

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We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.