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Rock, Chris. Bigger & Blacker. HBO, 10 July 1999.

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I see dead people.

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The Sixth Sense. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Hollywood Pictures/The Kennedy/Marshall Company/Spyglass Entertainment/Barry Mendel Productions, 1999.

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What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.

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You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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The Matrix. Directed by The Wachowskis. Warner Bros./Village Roadshow Pictures/Groucho II Film Partnership/Silver Pictures, 1999.

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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

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American Beauty. Directed by Sam Mendes, Jinks/Cohen Company, 1999.

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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Comedy Central Presents

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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There ain't a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me...and I'm rich! That's how good it is to be white.

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You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain't nothing you can say more powerful than, "I’m gonna tell your daddy."

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I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack, and that price fucks with your head, because then you start to think that you're gonna sell pop.

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Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. 7 Sept. 1999, The Laff Stop Comedy Club, Houston, Texas, USA.

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I bought a donut, and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, man, I'll just give you the money, then you give me the donut—end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut.

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Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. 7 Sept. 1999, The Laff Stop Comedy Club, Houston, Texas, USA.

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Handey, Jack. Quoted in L.A. Times. 18 Jan. 1999.

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I never joined the Army because "at ease" was never that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back.

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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.

Tyler Durden

Fight Club

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Fight Club. Directed by David Fincher, Fox 2000 Pictures/Regency Enterprises/Linson Films, 1999.

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Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

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Fight Club

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Fight Club. Directed by David Fincher, Fox 2000 Pictures/Regency Enterprises/Linson Films, 1999.

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I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.

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You know what’s fucked up about taxes? You don’t even pay taxes. They take tax. You get your check, money gone. That ain’t a payment, that’s a jack.

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A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.

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A bunch of girls like: "You don’t need no man to help you raise no child. You don't need no man." Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. Yeah, you could do it without a man but that don’t mean it’s to be done. Shit, you could drive a car with your feet if you want to. That don’t make it a good fuckin' idea.