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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

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American Beauty. Directed by Sam Mendes, Jinks/Cohen Company, 1999.

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I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Dr. Strangelove

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Dr. Strangelove. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, Hawk Films, 1964.

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Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get out hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, depending on the breaks.

George C. Scott

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You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother.

Inside Llewyn Davis

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Inside Llewyn Davis. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, StudioCanal/Anton Capital Entertainment/Scott Rudin Productions/Mike Zoss Productions, 2013.

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This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living! Well, honey, that's just nuts.

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Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.

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Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day except one, the day you die.

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Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy…the fear to attack!

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Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

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And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.

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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

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The Producers. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, AVCO Embassy Pictures, 1967.

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I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics. I'm hysterical. I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical.

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It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core commie works.

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Call me crazy, but it is my philosophy that in order to be successful, one must project an image of success, at all times.

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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

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You know you don't want to go anywhere, and that's why the same shit is going to keep happening to you, because you want it to.

Inside Llewyn Davis

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Inside Llewyn Davis. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, StudioCanal/Anton Capital Entertainment/Scott Rudin Productions/Mike Zoss Productions, 2013.