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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

American Beauty

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American Beauty. Directed by Sam Mendes, Jinks/Cohen Company, 1999.

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I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Dr. Strangelove

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Dr. Strangelove. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, Hawk Films, 1964.

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Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get out hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, depending on the breaks.

George C. Scott

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Dr. Strangelove. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, Hawk Films, 1964.

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You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother.

Inside Llewyn Davis

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Inside Llewyn Davis. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, StudioCanal/Anton Capital Entertainment/Scott Rudin Productions/Mike Zoss Productions, 2013.

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This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living! Well, honey, that's just nuts.

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Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.

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Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day except one, the day you die.

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Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy…the fear to attack!

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Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

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And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.

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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

The Producers

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The Producers. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, AVCO Embassy Pictures, 1967.

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I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics. I'm hysterical. I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical.

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The Producers. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, AVCO Embassy Pictures, 1967.

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Tracy, you're a very intelligent girl. You have a lot of admirable qualities. But one day maybe you'll learn that being smart and doing whatever you need to do to get ahead, and yet stepping on other people to get there... Well, there's a whole lot more to life than that, and in the end, you're only cheating yourself.

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Election. Directed by Alexander Payne. MTV Productions and Bona Fide Productions, 1999.

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It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core commie works.

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Call me crazy, but it is my philosophy that in order to be successful, one must project an image of success, at all times.

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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

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You know you don't want to go anywhere, and that's why the same shit is going to keep happening to you, because you want it to.

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Inside Llewyn Davis. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, StudioCanal/Anton Capital Entertainment/Scott Rudin Productions/Mike Zoss Productions, 2013.

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You see, I believe in the voters. They understand that elections aren't just popularity contests. They know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard and don't have everything handed to them on a silver spoon.

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