Jack Handey

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Handey, Jack. Quoted in L.A. Times. 18 Jan. 1999.

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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Saturday Night Live, created by Lorne Michaels, season 17, episode 3, NBC, 12 Oct. 1991.

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