Comedy (TV)

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"The One in Barbados." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman and Shana Goldberg-Meehan, directed by Kevin Bright, season 9, episode 23, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 2003.

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"Pawnee Rangers." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Alan Yang, directed by Charles McDougall, season 4, episode 4, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2011.

I said "biiiitch"…

Key & Peele

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"Bitch." Key and Peele, written by Jordan Peele and Sean Conroy and Rebecca Drysdale, directed by Peter Atencio, season 1, episode 1, Cindylou and Martel & Roberts Productions, 2012.

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"The Fix Up." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Pope, directed by Tom Cherones, season 3, episode 16, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1992.

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

Pam Beesly

The Office

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"Finale." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, directed by Ken Kwapis, season 9, episode 23, Deedle-Dee Productions and Shine America and Universal Television, 2013.

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"The One with Rachel's Crush." Friends, written by David Crane and Marta Kauffman and and Shana Goldberg-Meehan, directed by Dana De Vally Piazza, season 4, episode 13, Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Television, 1998.

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

Get the government out of my fucking snatch.

Selina Meyer

Veep

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"The Choice." Veep, written by Roger Drew and Ian Martin and Armando Iannucci, directed by Becky Martin, season 3, episode 2, Home Box Office and Dundee Productions, 2014.

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"Ex and the City." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Michael Patrick King and Candace Bushnell, directed by Michael Patrick King, season 2, episode 18, Darren Star Productions, 1999.

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"Money." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Paul Lieberstein and Ricky Gervais, directed by Paul Lieberstein, season 4, episode 4, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2007.

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"An American Girl in Paris: Part Deux." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Michael Patrick King and Candace Bushnell, directed by Timothy Van Patten, season 6, episode 20, Home Box Office and Darren Star Productions, 2004.

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"Anchors Away." Sex and the City, written by Darren Star and Michael Patrick King and Candace Bushnell, directed by Charles McDougall, season 5, episode 1, Darren Star Productions, 2002.

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

Bart Simpson

The Simpsons

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"The Canine Mutiny." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by Dominic Polcino, season 8, episode 20, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1997.

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"The Pool Guy." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and David Mandel, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 8, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1995.

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"The Parking Garage." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones, season 3, episode 6, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1991.

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"The Shoes." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 16, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say "yes." Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Liz Lemon

30 Rock

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"Mrs. Donaghy." 30 Rock, written by Tina Fey and Jack Burditt, directed by Tricia Brock, season 5, episode 11, Broadway Video and Little Stranger, 2011.

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"Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by Jeffrey Lynch, season 5, episode 8, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1993.

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"Sweet Sixteen." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Norm Hiscock, directed by Michael Schur, season 4, episode 16, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2012.

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"Hunting Trip." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Dan Goor, directed by Greg Daniels, season 2, episode 10, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2009.