Comedy (TV)

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It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Jack Donaghy

30 Rock

After Liz Lemon asks him why he's wearing a tuxedo.

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"Tracy Does Conan." 30 Rock, written by Tina Fey, directed by Adam Bernstein, season 1, episode 7, Broadway Video and Little Stranger, 2006.

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"Ron and Tammy." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Mike Scully, directed by Troy Miller, season 2, episode 8, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2009.

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"Pawnee Commons." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Alexandra Rushfield, directed by Morgan Sackett, season 5, episode 8, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2012.

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"Dead Putting Society." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by Rich Moore, season 2, episode 6, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1990.

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"The Incentive." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Paul Lieberstein and Ricky Gervais, directed by Charles McDougall, season 8, episode 2, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2011.

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"Emergency Response." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Norm Hiscock, directed by Dean Holland, season 5, episode 13, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2013.

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"Bart vs. Thanksgiving." The Simpsons, written by Matt Groening and James L. Brooks and Sam Simon, directed by David Silverman, season 2, episode 7, Gracie Films and 20th Century Fox Television, 1990.

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"Shaq." Curb Your Enthusiasm, written by Larry David, directed by Dean Parisot, season 2, episode 8, Home Box Office, 2001.

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"Comparative Religion." Community, written by Dan Harmon and Liz Cackowski, directed by Adam Davidson, season 1, episode 12, Krasnoff Foster Productions and Harmonius Claptrap, 2009.

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"The Fight." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Amy Poehler, directed by Randall Einhorn, season 3, episode 13, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2011.

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"The Camel." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Rachel Axler, directed by Millicent Shelton, season 2, episode 9, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2009.

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"The Voice." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 9, episode 2, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Jan Brady

The Brady Bunch

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"Her Sister's Shadow." The Brady Bunch, written by Sherwood Schwartz and Al Schwartz and Phil Leslie, directed by Russ Mayberry, season 3, episode 10, Redwood Productions and Paramount Television, 1971.

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"The Duel." The Office, written by Greg Daniels and Jennifer Celotta and Ricky Gervais, directed by Dean Holland, season 5, episode 11, Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille Productions, 2009.

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"The Muffin Tops." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 8, episode 21, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1997.

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"Basic Lupine Urology." Community, written by Dan Harmon and Megan Ganz, directed by Rob Schrab, season 3, episode 17, Krasnoff Foster Productions and Harmonius Claptrap, 2012.

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"Go Big or Go Home." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Alan Yang, directed by Dean Holland, season 3, episode 1, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2011.

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"The Invitations." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 22, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1996.

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.

Morty Seinfeld

Seinfeld

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"The Cadillac." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Berg, directed by Andy Ackerman, season 7, episode 14, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1996.

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"Def Poet's Society." The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, written by Benny Medina and Jeff Pollack and Andy Borowitz, directed by Jeff Melman, season 1, episode 7, The Stuffed Dog Company and Quincy Jones Entertainment and NBC Productions, 1990.