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Always look on the bright side of life.

Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Monty Python's Life of Brian. Directed by Terry Jones, Handmade Films/Python (Monty) Pictures, 1979.

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The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me.

Animal House

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Animal House. Directed by John Landis, Universal Pictures, 1978.

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You’re rather...attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Caddyshack

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Caddyshack. Directed by Harold Ramis, Orion Pictures, 1980.

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Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Office Space

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Office Space. Directed by Mike Judge, Judgemental Films, 1999.

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I can actually hear you getting fatter.

Tommy Boy

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Tommy Boy. Directed by Peter Segal, Paramount Pictures, 1995.

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You know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.

Iñigo Montoya

The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride. Directed by Rob Reiner, Act III Communications/Buttercup Films/The Princess Bride Ltd., 1987.

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What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alight?

Tommy Boy

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Tommy Boy. Directed by Peter Segal, Paramount Pictures, 1995.

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People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Working Title Films, 1998.

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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

Mean Girls

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Mean Girls. Directed by Mark Waters, Broadway Video, 2004.

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I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1...2...10!

Home Alone

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Home Alone. Directed by Chris Columbus, Hughes Entertainment , 1990.

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Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

Lt. Frank Drebin

Naked Gun

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Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad. Directed by David Zucker, Paramount Pictures, 1988.

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Have...a good...time...all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.

This is Spinal Tap

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This is Spinal Tap. Directed by Rob Reiner, Spinal Tap Prod., 1984.

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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

The Producers

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The Producers. Directed by Mel Brooks, Crossbow Productions, AVCO Embassy Pictures, 1967.

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I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Napoleon Dynamite

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Napoleon Dynamite. Directed by Jared Hess, Fox Searchlight Pictures/Paramount Pictures/MTV Films, 2004.

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Love...is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Directed by John Hughes, Hughes Entertainment, 1987.

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Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!

The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Working Title Films, 1998.

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We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, Hughes Entertainment, 1989.

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Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Wayne Campbell

Wayne's World

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Wayne's World. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, Paramount Pictures, 1992.

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I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Hansel

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Zoolander

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Zoolander. Directed by Ben Stiller, Village Roadshow Productions/VH1 Films/NPV Entertinment/Red Hour Productions/Scott Rudin Productions, 2001.

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Well, what Jesus fails to appreciate is it's the meek who are the problem.

Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Monty Python's Life of Brian. Directed by Terry Jones, Handmade Films/Python (Monty) Pictures, 1979.

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