I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely screws up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see.

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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A quote by Mitch Hedberg about alcohol: “I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor…”

A quote by Mitch Hedberg about alcohol: “I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor…”

A quote by Mitch Hedberg about alcohol: “I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor…”