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You are literally too stupid to insult.

The Hangover

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The Hangover. Directed by Todd Phillips, Ledgendary Entertainment/Greenhat Films/Bender/Spink, 2009.

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They're old people. They eat, they sleep, they complain, they watch Family Feud. Oh my god, I wanna be an old person.

Parks and Recreation

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"Anniversaries." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Megan Amram, directed by Morgan Sackett, season 6, episode 14, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2014.

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Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great.

Ratatouille

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Ratatouille. Directed by Brad Bird, Pixar Animation Studios/Walt Disney Pictures, 2007.

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Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski. Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Working Title Films, 1998.

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When you’re in a relationship, you’re in a band. And when you’re in a band you have roles that you play in the band. Sometimes you sing lead, and sometimes you’re on tambourine.

Chris Rock

Tamborine

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Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Tamborine. Netflix, 14 Feb. 2018.

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Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.

Team America: World Police

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Team America: World Police. Directed by Trey Parker, Scott Rudin Productions/Braniff Productions, 2004.

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Do you ever wish you that sometimes you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, "this is not my life?"

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Mrs. Doubtfire. Directed by Chris Columbus, 20th Century Fox/Blue Wolf Productions, 1993.

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When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Directed by Nick Stoller, Apatow Productions, 2008.

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I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful.

What About Bob?

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What About Bob? Directed by Frank Oz, Touchstone Pictures/Touchwood Pacific Partners, 1991.

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Dude, I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rockin' ain't no walk in the park, lady.

School of Rock

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School of Rock. Directed by Richard Linklater, Scott Rudin Productions, 2003.

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Live in the now.

Garth Algar

Wayne's World

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Wayne's World. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, Paramount Pictures, 1992.

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Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!

Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Monty Python's Life of Brian. Directed by Terry Jones, Handmade Films/Python (Monty) Pictures, 1979.

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Just because a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho.

Freaks and Geeks

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"Kim Kelly Is My Friend." Freaks and Geeks, written by Paul Feig and Mike White, directed by Lesli Linka Glatter, season 1, episode 4, Apatow Productions and DreamWorks Television, 2000.

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We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake.

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Mrs. Doubtfire. Directed by Chris Columbus, 20th Century Fox/Blue Wolf Productions, 1993.

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I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.

Office Space

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Office Space. Directed by Mike Judge, Judgemental Films, 1999.

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I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Step Brothers

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Step Brothers. Directed by Adam McKay, Columbia Pictures/Relativity Media/The Apatow Company/Mosaic Media Group/Gary Sanchez Productions, 2008.

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There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson

Parks and Recreation

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"Partridge." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Dave King, directed by Tristram Shapeero, season 5, episode 17, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2013.

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I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

Legally Blonde

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Legally Blonde. Directed by Robert Luketic, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/Marc Platt Productions, 2001.

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You be positive. I'll be realistic.

Home Alone

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Home Alone. Directed by Chris Columbus, Hughes Entertainment , 1990.

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There shall be no love lost.

Ben Jonson

Every Man out of His Humour

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Jonson, Ben. Every Man out of His Humour. Lord Chamberlain's Men, 1599, Globe Theatre, London, England, UK, act 2, sc. 1.

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Jonson, Ben. "Every Man out of His Humour." Ben Jonson: Five Plays, edited by G. A. Wilkes. Oxford University Press, 2009, act 2, sc. 1.

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