I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Mitch Hedberg

Comedy Central Presents

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Topic

Being single Relationships

Speaker

Mitch Hedberg

Source

Comedy Central Presents

Medium

Comedy special

Genre

Comedy (stand up)

Statement Type

Joke

Language

English

Time

1999 1990s 20th century

Occupation

Stand up comedian Comedian

From

United States

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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